What's your favorite holiday movie?
for several years, it has been A Christmas Story based on the growing up memories and stories of the inimitable Jean Shepard. ACS is mos'def "Christmas as seen through the eyes of a child". consider exhibit A:
a relative and being forced to wear it?
granted, most of us didn't get a bunny outfit (in pink, nacht).
but we recognize Ralphie's despair:
passed away earlier this year. sweet dreams, old man: and may there be
no bloodhounds anywhere within you sight or hearing.
ACS is getting some competition, though. Bad Santa / Badder Santa has all the makings of a holiday must-watch.
Yeah baby, Yeah baby, you not gonna shit right for a week!
a black midget Santa's helper with a baaaad attitude:
"yeah? Well these lips were on your wife's pussy last night. Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while? Asshole!"
"Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! "
used to be I had to go dig out the very watched DVD. but this year the folks at ComedyCentral are doing the honors . so I shall spend the evening flipping back and forth between the two. adding to it the fact I've been drinking like a mofo since 2:00pm should combine for some interesting dreams later on tonight.