not this george.
this past Saturday, May 12th, george carlin turned 70. sure hope he had a great birthday celebration. with/without booze, and/or/nor other mind-altering substances. to me, george himself is a mind-altering substance
to mark the occassion, jimzarro at blogzarro put together a list of the 101 greatest george carlin's lines. hard work there: I don't think I could have whittled it down to only 101. here are some of my favorites from the list:
I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I’m an American — you know, you grow.
If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor.
“When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
george sez, "Fuck off"