if what you spend the first day of the year doing predicts the rest of the year, I predict I'll be a slug. after having the traditional black-eyed peas for breakfast, I've spent the rest of the day on the couch watching the first season of Arrested Development. I've finished two out of the three disks and have been literally laughing my head off.
best cow-related line:
Maeby (to Lindsay, her mom): why are you against leather? you are not even a vegetarian!
Lindsay: I'm not against the insides. people need meat to survive