lucky for you I don’t remember where I left my gun

Your result for The Personality Defect Test…

Spiteful Loner


You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage.  In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies.  You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard.  Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage.  Most likely, you also have low self-esteem.  Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you.  This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result.  Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there.  All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you.  Like me.  But don't shoot me.  I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know.  In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional.  No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

To put it less negatively:

1.  You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2.  You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3.  You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4.  You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.



If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way.  For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.  Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo KidIntuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving ArtistIntuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-SlapIntuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The BruteIntuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The HippieIntuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The TelevangelistIntuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard BullyIntuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class ClownIntuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The RobotRational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty IntellectualRational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful LonerRational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The SociopathRational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-RaiserRational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The BraggartRational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist PigRational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The SmartassRational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes.  I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order.  I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer.  If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at

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17 thoughts on “lucky for you I don’t remember where I left my gun

  1. Coooooool. I'm dropping everything to take this now. I bet we share this defect tho, Ms. M.

  2. Can I borrow your gun when you're done with it? Apparently I'm a sociopath – you are 71% rational, 29% extroverted, 71% brutal, and 86% arrogant – aren't you glad you found this out now and not last week?! LOL!

  3. Heh heh. *ahem* WELL. *awkward pause* I'm just SO GLAD we got to spend this last weekend together….without any….rampages. ;)

  4. I'm an Emo Kid. Don't ask why. It just is. It can't change. I hate you because you judge. The summer sun mocks me. I am going to take Mariser's gun and shoot it out of the sky.

  5. I turned out to be a ROBOT. Apparently, I wasn't physically violent enough to be a Spiteful Loner. No points for excessive verbal violence.

  6. Whoops, I took the Philosopical Test first, and it hurted my brain. I'm a Non-Reductionist/Absolutist/Objectivist. Or NAO, which in my life means "feed the cat NAO".Let me try the other:I am a Haughty Intellectual. Deal with it, you stupid dummies. I'll be avoiding the Schoolyard Bully. I am 57% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant. You're much safer with me than with TJ.

  7. Anyone who wants to have a long life, spending the evening in the library discussing Chekov, doing cross-stitch, and almost driving 5mph slower than the maximum posted speed, please join LurkerType over there by the organic iced tea dispenser.
    Everyone else, who doesn't mind burning out tragically young doing speed-balls off the navels of young toned buff people low self-esteemed people of the gender of your choice while playing mailbox baseball and discharging automatic weapons out of the car window during rush-hour on the LA freeway, who thinks that speed-limits and the warnings on cigarette packets are for everyone else, feel free to join the group on my side of the room next to the pitcher of Jonestown-brand kool-aid.

  8. OMFG, mariser!I don't have time tonight to read all of this, but I DID get the part where the "televangelist" is your exact opposite!!!! In other words, you are PERFECT!!! LOL!Ok…I am going to email all my Boston pics to you via the email you have posted here on Vox. I hope you guys get them!!!What a great great weekend!!! I wish I had fucking TIME to post about it, or at least share thoughts and pictures! Maybe later!!!!Hugs!!!

  9. you may not believe this but I got ROBOT too. It says though that I am 0% extroverted, I'm not that socially retarded. However, I did manage to score higher in that area than 19% of people who took the test…
    LOL, my exact opposite is the Class Clown.

  10. I'm afraid to take this. at first i thought it said spirtual loner….then I re-read it and realized it was spiteful loner….think we be the same:)

  11. Emo kid. "So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather
    underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought,
    and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your

    I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid."LOLZ!! Takes more than this to make me cry. *sniff*

  12. did this test actually diss your poetry? whoa.they don't know good poetry if it bit them in the are supergentle and sweet, jaypo, but definitely not an EmoKid.

  13. Yeah!!! They can all… they can all, like, go like… *shakes tiny fist* *sputters* Darn stupid retards!!I feel better already.

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