preparing for Valentine’s day

waiting in line at the Kroger's checkout, I glanced at the person in front of me.
person:  male, middle-age, long-haired, disheveled
purchases: 18-pack Miller Lite beer, one can of VanCamp's pork'n'beans, one flower bouquet (hyacinths?)

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  1. This reminds me of a local radio show long ago. Callers were talking about embarrassments at the checkout.
    One caller said he was on his way to a dinner and the hostess called and asked if he could stop and pick up something she needed.
    So there he was in line at the supermarket with a bottle of wine – and a stick of butter.

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