after I die and go to hell <—- [possibility: likely]
I will find that it runs on MS Office 2007 *
and if by chance I am deserving of some special treatment by Satan and his minions, it'll be Apple-based **
…now, off to find (many) adult beverages. this day has been teh suck
* yes, my tiny podunk little college *just* upgraded to MS Office 2007. and MS Vista ***. we are backwards, i know. shut up. of course the upgrade came without warning, notice, grace period, or training. d'Oh.
** MS Office 2007 is suspiciously pretty, woefully lacking on text, heavy on (shudder) intuition, colorful, and chock-a-full of pretty. Apple-wannabes if you ask me.
*** I was saved from Vista. my computer is too woefully underpowered. I am the envy of everyone.