in homage to the King of Ginges as he leaves The Tonight Show.
here, via videogum are some of the rules for the drinking game. take a drink when each of the following happens:
- Conan does the string dance
- Conan rolls his r's at a lady
- Conan rubs his nipples
- Conan makes a disparaging remark about his skin/hair
- Andy Richter says something hilarious because he's the best
- They cut to a close up of Max Weinberg looking serious
- They cut to a close up of Max Weinberg looking pervy <—- as per LurkerType
- Triumph the Insult Comic Dog makes a surprise visit
- The Masturbating Bear makes a surprise visit
- Pimbot makes a surprise visit
- Amy Poehler makes a surprise visit (as Andy's little sister)
Pee Wee Herman emerges from retirement to present an award
if Jay Leno shows up, finish your drink
if Barack Obama shows up, finish the bottle
if Jeff Zucker shows up, empty the nearest liquor store.
if Johnny Carson shows up you are way too drunk and oughta get to bed
and so, goodbye it is. goodbye until Conan rises again to lead the ginge revolution.
alongside RedScylla, of course
NOTE: from the department of We Havent' Been Punished Enough, in collaboration with the department of Rubbing Salt In The Wounds, come the news that Jay Leno, that lousy rat has been picked to host the White House Correspondents Dinner.