I don’t think his real name is Tim Lincecum

rationale:  no one in possession of their faculties agrees to be named Lincecum.

also

I have good evidence of what his real name is.  allow me to show you:

 

His Nickness

Nick Cave

 

 

I didn't think there'd be any questions

Nick Cave jr.

 

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12 thoughts on “I don’t think his real name is Tim Lincecum

  1. Gee, we were just saying the other night that Tim Lincecum looked like this long-lost cousin who was on the run from INS for overstaying his visa. By 15 years.

    • if TL is your long-lost cousin, he started running from the INS at what, age 11?
      he hasn’t surfaced yet?

      • He was last seen in LA ten years ago. He’s my father’s nephew and Dad tried to help him get a green card while he was legal, so Dad tried to get in touch with him. Since then, nothing, nada. I actually suspect he’s working at some sushi bar down there, but I hope we never see him again. We found out his whereabouts because he tried to use Dad’s credit card to buy a home theater system.

        • We found out his whereabouts because he tried to use Dad’s credit card to buy a home theater system.

          whatta guy. every family has one (or ten)

  2. there was some girl golfer on the news last night with a last name almost the same, just a couple of letters different.

    she did not look at all like Nick Cave, though.

      • It began with an L and I think there was an extra letter but it seemed the same allowing for average variations in name spelling. I noticed it b/c obvs. it was on the sports news right after the beisbol, and that’s not the kind of name you see every day. She set some record or something.

        a Google tells me her name is Brittany Lincicome.

        I wonder what ethnicity this is, other than Mighty Athlete.

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