on rare occasions I consider becoming a twitard.
The Onion is a major reason why
Q. self, could I care less about the royal wedding?
A. no, don’t think I could.
time to turn off all mass media sources until April 30th.
…under the authority vested in me by the Constitution and Statutes of the State of Texas, do hereby proclaim the three-day period from Friday, April 22, 2011, to Sunday, April 24, 2011, as Days of Prayer for Rain in the State of Texas. I urge Texans of all faiths and traditions to offer prayers on that day for the healing of our land,
via Rain Proclamation.
right. screw all that “separation of church and state” nonsense in the U.S. Constitution. I reckon the Texas Constitution and Statutes don’t include that bit.
[overheard conversation, my house]
teh LK: don’t read about what happened in Bowling Green
teh me: what happened?
teh LK: there was a murder…don’t read about it
teh me: you know you have to tell me now. what happened? was an entire family killed? what?
teh LK: a 33-year-old woman killed a 21-year-old pregnant woman…
teh me: …and cut out her baby and tried to pass the baby as her own
teh LK: well, yeah. but you don’t want to read the details, seriously
teh me: one question: did she kill the pregnant woman before cutting out the baby or was she still alive?
teh LK: killed the pregnant woman first
teh me: could have been worse
the animal kingdom gets their way with Isabella Rossellini. jealous!
don’t know if the films play outside the U.S.
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