[overheard conversation, my house]
teh LK: don’t read about what happened in Bowling Green
teh me: what happened?
teh LK: there was a murder…don’t read about it
teh me: you know you have to tell me now. what happened? was an entire family killed? what?
teh LK: a 33-year-old woman killed a 21-year-old pregnant woman…
teh me: …and cut out her baby and tried to pass the baby as her own
teh LK: well, yeah. but you don’t want to read the details, seriously
teh me: one question: did she kill the pregnant woman before cutting out the baby or was she still alive?
teh LK: killed the pregnant woman first
teh me: could have been worse