the Arnold thing

I thought the “master-of-the-house-has-sex-with-a-female-household-staffer-producing-a-child-that-is-hidden-for-years” trope was the exclusive dominion of south American soap operas.
way to prove me wrong, Arnold.

…perhaps the fault lies with cable companies: has anyone checked whether the Schwarzenegger-Shriver household had access to Telemundo and/or Univision?